How much can a woman bear?

In the midst of a major house renovation, when a woman is plagued with thoughts of faucets, duct work, and sudden (urgent! with no warning!) requirements to select door hinges, should she also be plagued, each time she looks in the mirror or her hair brushes her chin, with the nagging reminder that Melba cut one side of her hair at least 1/2 an inch (if not more) shorter than the other side? How much is one woman expected to bear?

I hereby task Wonder Husband and my Brownie with the duty of not allowing me to return to Melba. Yes, Brownie, because I know you will ask - this is the 2nd time Melba has apparently taken this approach to haircutting.

I now return to monitoring the e-bay auction for an antique door knob.